Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Wait, are the stalls empty? Shoot.

Most are familiar with the facebook news feed, right?

I log in, in my feed, there's a comment added to a photo. A simple +1.

With my interest piqued, I click. What's this about...

It's an entry for a "most beautiful girl on facebook" contest. The interesting thing about this submission is the venue in which the photo was taken. A large bathroom. Public, I assume; at a bar, perhaps... plastic beer cup in hand.

I can think of another contest that photo would do well in. Perhaps better.

Wait - who am I to judge.

>click< ha! open profile. It's nice that potential employers can get a look at the a possible reason for low productivity on certain day-after days.

I hope she washed her hands.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

peirocks.com

I own peirocks.com if you happen tohave a bigger vision for it than an easy redirect to my blog, you can rent it from me. I'll change the redirect.

As another option, you may write a cheque for a ridiculous amount of money and my name on it, and you could own peirocks.com. It better be a sum so great that friends family and relatives will disown me for the very idea of rejecting such a generous offer.

Until then, I like the easy redirect, but everything has a price.

Welcome to PEI Rocks.

It's not what you think.

PEI Rocks is not pronounced PEI Rocks!

To help define PEI Rocks, let me say this.

Prince Edward Island is Canada's smallest province, in being the smallest province, it also boasts the smallest population. I make up one of the population of Prince Edward Island.

The thing about PEI, is that is has no rocks. PEI is a sand bar. A sand bar on steroids if you will. What holds it together is sand compressed centuries ago. Likely by a herd of Mastadon's. That may not be true, but I like to think that it is.

I hear it's good for growing potatoes and the writing of wholesome stories about red hair pig tailed youth adventurers. Let us not mention her again.

With that said, picture in your mind, if you will, a pile of these red "rock" impostor's and you have successfully defined PEI Rocks. Insignificant ramblings from one person living among Canada's smallest population in its smallest province and lying about its geological composition.

I am a photographer, a learner, a rambler. Fasten your seat belt. It's the law.